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What is worse? 

50%
2,342 deviants said Excessive toffees (guaranteed fattening)
50%
2,318 deviants said Excessive Wine (guaranteed hangover)

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:iconadorkablelicious:
adorkablelicious Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Hobbyist
Its 50/50!! I think that wine is worse cause it kills your livers!!! >.<



Also i am too young to drink...... 6.6
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do-i-have-a-name Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
just do both, to hell with the future! its not a problem right now!
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Rain-tear Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
50/50?? wow!!
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:iconz-axer:
Z-axer Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nanh, totally okay with both :D
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:iconudumuhv:
udumuhv Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
But I want both:D
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Ghostpie Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's 50/50 O:
and I said wine, because gosh dangit, who cares if I get fat :I
(and I can't drink yet... xD)
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Chika1345 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Can you has both? >_<
*I <3 blackberry wine*
just don't eat cheesecake and then drink wine, weirdest taste I've ever had in my mouth. had to put the cake in the fridge and stick to the wine.
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Sparkus-Clark Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Conan, I ask you: What is worse in life?"

"Toffee, it prevents you from CRUSHING your enemies, and driving them before you."

:D
-SC
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:iconittan:
Ittan Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Consume both! BE A MAN!!!
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Afireonthesnow Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wow I wasn't expecting such a split!!
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AlKi00 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
i'd say excessive wine: you don't only get drunk and a hangover, you get fat, too (plus you can't have good conversations anymore after having drunk some amount :D)
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daeumelinchen Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
if you drink wine accompanied with good food and a glass of water, then it will be fine, and you wont have a hangover.
this also works if you drink wine , accompanied by the same amount of water with not so much food.

well at least it helps with me. (tho you have to go pee alot)
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tomisyaolang Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I prefer having a hangover rather than getting fat XD
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Darkroges Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
I don't get hang overs so definitely the farting :P
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enjoydamoment Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
at the moment that I'm writing this, the poll is exactly 50/50
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MissAdelaide Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Have we all forgotten liver damage? I see way too many people saying "the hangover only lasts a little while" or "I'd rather be hung over than fat", but what about the long term liver damage that you would get as a result of HEAVY drinking? A little wine is good. EXCESSIVE wine is bad. A little toffee is good. EXCESSIVE toffee is... probably not your best option, but it's not going to injure you.
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onecrazybookaholic Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
dang, exactly 50/50, that's impressive
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LunarisRavenix Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Wine is worse! And there's nothing wrong with being fat. No sense in bodyshaming anyone!
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Of course there isn't! Thats not what this poll is implying :facepalm:
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LunarisRavenix Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh! Don't worry, I wasn't saying that you were. Some of the other comments just kinda seemed like it. I apologize!
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Milo-Marionnettiste Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The hangover will hurt for a day at most, maybe just a few hours. But it will take days, maybe months to burn fat (if you're not used to working it off.)
Fat is worse than hangover.
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beleraphon Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
See I'm kind of torn... I love a drink as any Scotsman should... but I really like good food and toffee is better than crack to someone on a bloody diet... toffee won't kill you as quickly though...
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Sadkit827 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
xD
I would say hangovers but you don't feel as bad as you do when you eat too many toffees...plus when you eat too many toffees you just feel unhealthy
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pentacle565 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
lol, 50-50 even. people are divided between the short term and the long term
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:iconraienna:
raienna Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Alcohol has seven calories per gram. Sugar has only four.
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Marlyce Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Psh! 50/50.

I'd say a hangover is worse..... but I've never drunk alcohol before (considering I'm 16 y/o). and FFFF I love sweets to much ; v ;
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russetwolf13 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Fat people are gross, drunk people are asses, pick your poison.

Personally I go for drunkenness, it goes away faster, and I can still eat the bacon sandwich that cures it.
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SolrSurfr3 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't drink, so my opinion is biased, but I say toffees.
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Awela-Mizuko Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Still 50-50!
And toffees definitely. I'd take the hangover over getting fat anyway.
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cRaZyCaT-7 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Oh wow a dead 50/50 xD
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Maliz-namilu Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
50 -50!!
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PhoenixScribe Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Writer
Because excessive wine is also guaranteed fattening.
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ennapie Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
you won't get a good story out of having eaten to much. (And by that I mean something you can laugh about in 5 to 99 years time) Still, none or both, idk. I love how it is 50%/50% right now, because that is how I feel, haha.
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kimyona123 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd say wine, since you can actually do something against the fat, while you cannot really help yourself with a hangover besides sleeping.
And besides a probable stomachache, I think excessive wine is actually more endangering to your health than toffees.

And if you actually train after digesting the toffees, then you can still establish a 'lack of calories' so that the calories from the toffees are used for energy and not stored in your fat cells :3
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russetwolf13 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Actually you could just eat a bacon sandwich and drink you some Orange juice. Hangover cured.
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Dr-Aim Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Student General Artist
well I learned something useful today.
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russetwolf13 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
And pigs everywhere will suffer for it. And they should because the apocalypse is far more likely to be caused by pigs.
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Dr-Aim Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
I wondered for a moment what you were talkin about and then I remembered and it got thousands times funnier.
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jtswaffles Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I clicked the one that sounded tastier, woops. but I also made it perfectly 50/50 so that's cool.
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:icontheinspectre:
TheInspectre Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
GET FAT! More to hug~! :heart:
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:iconaquartistjames:
AquartistJames Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Perfect half and half? Weird.
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Ginger-Storm Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
wow. 50/50. I would think that the toffee would be worse. Fat is a lot harder to get rid of than a hangover.
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neoblonde-hustler64 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Photographer
OH WOW! A 50/50 in the vetoing :wow:
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:iconlepotirond:
LePotirond Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
What kind of black magic is this?? :confused:
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juliagoolia246 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Wow! It was 50/50 when I voted yesterday and now that I check again it's still exactly 50/50! :D
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Vrennue Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Wow, it was exactly 50/50 before I voted. Fascinating that so many people can be split in exactly even groups in their opinion on something. I voted for wine, by the way, because I don't like alcohol, but I love toffees. No hard decision for me^^
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AlanRalph Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional General Artist
A brisk walk outside will clear your head after having too much wine. You'll need several walks to burn off the toffees. :doh:
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:iconmrsoneill2009:
mrsoneill2009 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Toffee gives you cavities
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lovely-noise Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I've never seen a poll with so many participants and still a 50/50 result :wow:
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Peachkid4 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
alcohol can make you fat, too, and it in excess kills your brain, so I'd say toffees, you can always go on a run or do some exercises to work it off :D
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