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The Ugly Vampire: Lunch by StressedJenny The Ugly Vampire: Lunch by StressedJenny
Because I love Nerk. Bless im.

For :iconthedreamwolf: because I love her too. Sorry, this is far too silly.

Ah, it sure is frustrating drawing with your finger in Paint on a laptop XD

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:iconjessie124:
jessie124 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
^_^ sweet
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:iconbrandi3981:
brandi3981 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
bowl of blood = not awesome lunch
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:iconmightybearrr:
mightybearrr Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2010  Professional Filmographer
lmao there's something humorous in a dry way about this
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:iconvampycrowblue:
VampyCrowBlue Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
aww soo sad
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:iconpsychedelichippie:
PsychedelicHippie Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010   Traditional Artist
The little vampire is cute XD

I don't like using paint D:<
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:iconbhora:
bhora Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2010
I love how you made the steam different in each little pic, even though you just pasted the vampire. So cute!
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:iconzantmarx:
ZantMarx Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I had a baked potato literally a few hours ago! what are the chances
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:iconaedifico:
aedifico Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Hahaha, I never realized how difficult unlife was for the poor vampires. Maybe you've discovered the secret to all the angst in Twilight, they were all suffering from a distressing lack of baked potatoes. :)
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:iconchristmasrose16:
ChristmasRose16 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Student General Artist
I wish I could fav comments XD
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:iconqueenyproductions:
QueenyProductions Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010  Student Writer
LOL! It's so random it's brilliant!
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:iconspicy-ramen:
Spicy-ramen Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Pff! I don't blame him, if I were a vampire I would be sad all the time. No baked potaters?!

(I love his oven mitts, where does he shop? XD)
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:iconteawithbri:
TeaWithBri Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Student General Artist
DON'T WE ALL? ;O;
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:iconwdcat:
WDCat Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010
Made me chuckle!
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:icontwilight-woods:
twilight-woods Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010
This made me laugh a lot harder than it probably should have.
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional Filmographer
XD I'm super glad it did!
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:iconraygirl:
raygirl Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Microwaved blood? iiiiiiick! No wonder he has no friends XD
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Heeey, some people can't always get a good meal what with their hectic lifestyles and such these days. I mean after a day- I mean nights graft of investment banking, maybe thats all he can deal with when he gets home. Poor Nerk. And yes. He is now an investment banker.
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:iconraygirl:
raygirl Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Hmmm, a bloodsucking abomination working in banking? Sounds like a match made in heaven

HEY-OOOOOO!!!!
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional Filmographer
OH SNAP!
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:iconraygirl:
raygirl Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional Filmographer
I TOTALLY WENT THAR
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Dude, you're so going to get the banking trolls on yer back.
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:iconraygirl:
raygirl Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Banking trolls on an art site? gettout XD
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Well don't come crying to me when they do! XD
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:iconnihiloneko:
NihiloNeko Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Awww, Nerk's silly.
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:iconvinca5:
Vinca5 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010
But he's so cute for an ugly vampire.
And yes an all blood diet must get old quickly.
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:iconqwertypictures:
qwertypictures Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes! Me likes! Let's infect the world with Nerk-cute-silliness! X3

BTW, hope you didn't bend your poor finger creating this pic; looks soopah =D
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:iconkat-nicholson:
Kat-Nicholson Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010  Professional General Artist
surely you MUST mean soup-ah ? ;)
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:iconqwertypictures:
qwertypictures Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOLZ! I have been out-punned!! :XD: Nice one!
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:iconquoth-the-raven15:
Quoth-the-Raven15 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Student General Artist
:iconhurrplz: Chuckle.
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:iconwonkykrystol:
wonkyKrystol Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this is so adorable OuO :heart:
I draw all my junk with a laptop mousepad. i used to use paint but it went ka-put on me a few weeks ago, so now I only use Gimp.
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:iconcozzypaper:
cozzypaper Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional Filmographer
8D [link] its blobfish vampire!! how adorable! :heart: :heart: :heart: i love his face!
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:iconkat-nicholson:
Kat-Nicholson Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010  Professional General Artist
hey he IS like a blob-fish! man.. Nerk looks like everything except a vampire! :D lol
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:icondanismuffins:
DanisMuffins Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010
I personally would miss grilled cheese.
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:iconaverant:
Averant Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hehe. That's funny. :D Nerk, huh? Interesting. I've gotta look at that more. :P
Not bad for finger Paint. ;)
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:icontime-pirate:
Time-Pirate Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Student General Artist
I would miss baked potatoes too if I were a vampire. D:

At least he doesn't sparkle. <3
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Yeah he's got one up on Ed.

Mmmm, baked potato with cheese and beans!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
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:icontime-pirate:
Time-Pirate Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Student General Artist
There used to be an outdoor shop in my hometown that did AMAZING baked potatoes for a really good price. You haven't lived until you had a nice, hot jacket potato sat in the park in autumn. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm warms you right up.
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:iconkat-nicholson:
Kat-Nicholson Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional General Artist
PS: I'm well impressed that you did that on a touch-pad on a laptop!! :D
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional Filmographer
XD It sucked. I'll never do it again!
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:iconkat-nicholson:
Kat-Nicholson Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional General Artist
LMAO! ... WTF?! I LOVE this.. I love how random it is, and it suits him just fine :D - I like the idea of him drinking tomato soup (not sure whether this is soup or blood in the strip but it made me think of soup cos I've been eating a lot of it lately!) - because it looks like blood.. like he's trying to trick himself into being like a decent vampire ... poor Nerk.. maybe one day he'll get a break and start living the "good life" most vampires are promised... but I doubt it ;)

Thank you for doing this babe, I love it, and you rock! :D :glomp:
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional Filmographer
XD Yay! I'm glad you do. The idea just hit me and made me giggle ^__^ I can just imagine him living on tomato soup instead of doing the bad, he just don't have it in him. XD :hug:
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:iconkat-nicholson:
Kat-Nicholson Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional General Artist
you're right! :D lol ... maybe that's why he looks so green? :D
I imagine he tries every now and then when feeling particularly put-upon .. but then either bottles out or just fails miserably... back to the tomato soup! LOL :D
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Awww he's so cute! I demand moar comics!!
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:iconkat-nicholson:
Kat-Nicholson Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010  Professional General Artist
they're commin'! ^_^ .. at some point! fortunately they don't take long to too.. the time-consuming bit is me deciding what I'm going to do next! :) (I have too many ideas and not enough order!) lol
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