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Obligatory Twilight bash.by *StressedJenny

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(Oh god just realised this is my 500th deviation. Benchmark!)

All I can say is Thank goodness I was brough up in a generation where Gary Oldman was portraying Vampire awesomness. Todays Vampires seriously suck with that terrible pun intended.

Ed from Twilight, nothing but a whiney little deer sucking bitch. What happened!?

I'll lay it out for you Ed.

Vampires that relish and use their powers > Whiney, pussy goodey two shoes Vampires.
Just my opinion. XD

Anyway, I kinda wanted to do a Vampire evolution pic, all the way from Nosferatu all the way to present day Vampire portrayals, but there are so many versions of movie vampires I got bored and gave up, so I decided to do a quicky pic of how other Vamps may react to Ed at a Vampire union meeting or something. XD I don't think they'd take him too seriously.

Please excuse the terrible colouring, I didn't have long to do this.

Oh and I have read Twilight. I enjoyed reading it, and then I though about what I was reading and found it all very silly and amusing. I got to hand it to Stephanie Mayer, she the only person who has made me physically want to vomit while reading that book. And I don't mean that in an exaggerated way, One chapter really made me feel ill while reading. Thanks for that.

Part of Halloween week:

Day 1:

~~mad 0 0~~

~~fear 0 0~~

~~neutral 0 0~~

~nekobujin 21 hours ago Hobbyist General Artist

omg can't stop giggling....

~lunacanada Mar 9, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Lets stay with the oldies

~Manny9591 Feb 12, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Yes I luv you. ^0^
... -.- not in zee creepy way...
I too have read the books... X.x my Nona bought them for me. not just one ether... all. Of. Them. @.@
I rembered i stared at the page for like a half hour when it said he sparkled. I was traumatized.TT.TT
Such a un snazzy book...-.-