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Hows it hanging by StressedJenny Hows it hanging by StressedJenny
Oh god, laaaaame title, but I couldn't think of one.

Do you know why I like Vampires?
They're devious. They know excactly what they are doing when they are toying with people's emotions. Or just toying with people. This here Victorian Vamp just loves playing with her food and seeing his reaction.

And the first person who comments about glitter and sparkles gets a brick to the head.
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AureliaX Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student General Artist
I love her hair!
I love vampires too... but I think the Victorian and prior are the only true vamps! 21st century has killed them dead T_T
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AngelusSolaris Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
I love her expression.
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TabbyKathy Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Finally! A vampire that doesn't sparkle or anything close to that crap! Twilight ruined our visions for vampires...But, I shall fight for the draculas! /bricked
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Cartoon-Nerd Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012
I would sooooo do that if I was a vampire. :D
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:iconaragirl:
Aragirl Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is amazing, so amazing my eyes are burning...
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:iconingmi:
Ingmi Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
She looks awesome :D And sneaky :o
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:iconhanyou-from-hell:
Hanyou-from-hell Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
'Ah, thirty years, perfectly aged.' is more what I was thinking lol
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Nimrohd Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Funny. I also like vampires, espescially those with bat-like forms. ;D
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:icontigerlily2222:
Tigerlily2222 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Student General Artist
when i saw this is had the sudden urge to turn upside-down and just stare at it that way. . . .
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:iconaragirl:
Aragirl Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAHA! love it, always will.
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treoni Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I guess he *made* some bricks right there.
Awesome drawing^^
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finalfantasyfreak101 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
you're really good! can you do something about how you draw? i would love to draw like you! your motion in the characters that you draw is almost tangible :D
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Zponto3 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011
Wow
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:iconheatblast996:
heatblast996 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2011
Twilight ruined vampires and werewolves. Hah! I didn't mentione glitter or sparkles! ....... Dang it.
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xXxMiZuMiXmIkOxXx Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i love this
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RekyAutumn Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"And the first person who comments about glitter and sparkles gets a brick to the head."

Only disco balls sparks xDDD I love vamps too. And this is amazing *-* her expression is so selfconfident
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Random-Highjinx Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011  Student General Artist
Reminds me of this picture, only the people are reversed. lol [link]
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Kerevon Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
I can so clearly see how this goes:

Man: Maybe I shouldn't have gone down a dark alley by myself...
Vampire: (appearing from above) How ya doin'?
Man: AH!! (high-pitched)

And.... forward feasting.
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ValkeryMillenia Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Love, love, love, LOVEEE her makeup and hair!
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Sousetsuken Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
hes done for
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:iconwelshbluemeanie:
WelshBluemeanie Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2010
First day back in work after a 2 week holiday in New York. Totally pissed off... then this print turned up in the post.
Looks even better blown up to A3 and is getting framed up tonight
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StressedJenny Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2010  Professional Filmographer
OMG That sounds so cool! I'm glad it cheered you up. I usually get pissed off coming home from holiday aswell, but I'm glad it was there for you when you got back. I can't imagine it being bigger than how I drew it XD
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sandrinepoussin Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010
Wait.. No glitter AT ALL? >:oo Outageous.
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Emzeeverse Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
MMMMMMMM top hat
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WelshBluemeanie Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2010
You have until the weekend to add this to the "Prints" section, at which point I'm just taking the jpeg to Pontypridd Tesco to get printed off by one of the monkeys in there.
Either way, this time next week its on the wall
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Good sir, your wish has been granted. No need for Tesco Monkeys!

:hug:
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:iconwelshbluemeanie:
WelshBluemeanie Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
Cool... and done
Tho its now seemed to have broken the preview on here.

Even better, now no-one else can get one
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Just for you! ^__<
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Snowstripe-kitty Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010
tehe i h8 that vampires sparkle they shoud spontaniously combust :L >w<
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Roozke112 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OEWH i always wanted a brick in my head :3!!! no kidding. sparkles are for stupid people xD
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BabylonSabby Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010  Student General Artist
I just now imagined vampires as being very cat-like and playing with their prey as a cat would with its own.

Beat the crap out of it a little bit, then get up and leave it alone, pretending to be grooming (yes, a humanoid monster licking his or her hand in a very feliney manner). And as soon as the prey thinks it's not paying attention to him and begins to scramble away, the vampire pounces back into action and begins kicking its ass some more. XDD

And once the human prey is dead, the vampire picks it up between its jaws and carries it to Master's house where the morbidly charming gift will be placed either on the porch or the window sill for Master to find and be pleasantly surprised upon its discovery.
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Jade07 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010
Lol I love her face :)
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010  Professional Filmographer
XD Thanks!
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shimewmew Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2010
GLITTER AND SPARKLES! 8D
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2010  Professional Filmographer
I BRICK YOU!!!
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:iconshimewmew:
shimewmew Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2010
OSHI-!
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:iconkdstentzel:
kdstentzel Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2010
this. is. FABULOUS.
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Haha! Thanks!
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NickSane0145 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG BEST PIC EVAH!!!
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2010  Professional Filmographer
XD Thanks!!!
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Bigbenhoward Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Hah! That'd be a great one-liner pre-nomnomnoming.

But despite the deviousness of this situation, it reminds me that I'm glad that I can hang upside down without worrying about gravity's effect on my boobs. At least, I shouldn't have to for another 30 years. Give or take.

Great work!
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StressedJenny Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Haha! Yeah, Stoopid boobs!
Thanks hun!
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Bigbenhoward Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
:clap:
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c-beni Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
XD the title and picture made me laugh! lol
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2010  Professional Filmographer
XD
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spacegirl42 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010
Have you ever read "Bloodsucking Fiends" by Christopher Moore? If you haven't, run out and get it, now, cause it's ridiculously awesome.
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Hmmm... I might take you up on that, thanks!
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:iconcrazyguy1990:
Crazyguy1990 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010  Student Writer
His face = :iconohshitplz:

Great pic.
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:iconstressedjenny:
StressedJenny Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2010  Professional Filmographer
XD Thanks!
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LogosAtum Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I love Vampires and i love this picture. Well drawn too :)

Off for a sip ^^
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