"Oh, pish posh. Did you really think I would lower myself to have tea with YOU? The audacity!" said the griffin to the queen. The queen immediately ordered him to be beheaded, but the griffin simply flipped his tail in the air and flew away in the most aloof way possible.
Have you tried a hppogriff, i think that how they're spelt, either way. I wonder though, are either related in any form of history dating back before the present, are both myths at all related, hippogriff and griffions? who knows.