Poor thing! All she wants is a bit of love... that situation would suck. Great work, gave me a good giggle!
As Terry Pratchett mentioned in one of his books... "it's bad enough, but the tales never mention WHERE Medusa had snakes for hair. It's even more embarrassing when it keeps biting the top of the deodorant bottle."
yeah i beleave the "gorgon" as you call them to be cursed. Acording to legend the the gorgons where so beauiful that the god Zeus wanted them to become is own and became jealous when other men and awe'd in wounder as they looked apon her beauiful face made the greek god Zeus become jealous because he wanted her for himself and cursed the gorgon medusa. So that if she ever looked apon another man he whould be turned to stone.