Avast ye scurvy cur

Ahoy! This be startin' off as a Muskateer but ne'er managed to get that far. Ahar! He kept loosing his landlubber suit!
Aye, he be a very special pirate , on account of ney knowin' th' proper functionings of a belt! He be a proper sqiffy tha' one. Yar. Probably why his Parrot be hatin' him so much.

Yo ho ho!

Now where's me grog!?


Arrr! Texture's be by the the loverly ~nevermoregraphix